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Idle Hands
Try and guess which is the evil one!
Quite possibly the most mantentotic movie one will ever find. Anton's
hand is not a mere subplot of a larger story; it is the entire story.
Possessed by the devil himself, this hand is able to kill more people
while wristbound than most movie serial killers who have an entire
body to work with! Indeed, the abnormally high cast of corpses may
lead one to wonder if this really is a manautotentatiome:
it doesn't try to kill its host as early and as often as most are
wont to do. In the end, though, there was just enough suffering
inflicred upon the host for this movie to be let in.
The devil, it seems, gets his kicks by possessing the hand of the
lazyist person he can find (idle hands being the devil's playground
and all that) and making said hand do a lot of evil things. Anton
Tobias (Devon Sawa) is just such a lazt person. One day, his right
hand just starts killing people indescriminately. Soon, the bodies
are piling up, his friends' zombies are bugging him about their
untimely death, and, horror of horrors, he has to take a young Jessica
Alba to the school's Halloween Party! If the last one doesn't sound
so bad, please refer back to the bit about the hand killing random
people. Meanwhile, Vivica A. Fox has a mystic knife, and has to
stick it in that hand before Satan gets bored, and darts back home,
taking all the sould he can get his hands on. Like that old Price
is Right game, only everyone goes to hell, and Bob Barker has horns.
Basically, whay you get here is all the possible living hand gags
one writer could possible cram into one script. How can this be
a bad thing? Is that not the ideal of all movies? Well, no. The
reader is invited to imagine a large plate of mashed potatoes. Filling,
yes, but bland. Now add a few drops od Tobasco sauce to the potatoes.
So much better, yes? Logically, the next thing to do is drink an
entire bottle of Tobasco, right? NO! It's called too much of a good
thing, and though Sawa's performance was excellent and quite convincing,
manautotentation is a condiment, friends, not a meal.
They were killed by a hand, but still, they dance!
Worth special mention are the two zombies, Mick and Pnub (Seth
Greene and Elden Henson), had the focus shifted to them more often,
this would have been much better. As it stands, it needs a little
work. Ring Finger!
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